Everything I needed to know about parenting I learned from my mom.
This includes, but is not limited to, taking photos of your offspring in precarious places…like in Nordstrom when the offspring kept locking herself out of the fitting room and then you refuse to call for the sales associate (for the SIXTH time) and you force your offspring to crawl under the door to let herself in.
I am the offspring in this particular situation.
The door closed on its own…I promise.
Oh and we totally bought the dress.
